Alright, let the fairy work here.

This song is about someone he thought was right, but was a gold digger or a cheater or etc etc etc etc

He loved her, she cracked him up, and like Taylor Swift, he wrote a song about it.

"When I was young and moving fast nothin slowed me down, slowed me down; but now I let the others pass; 'cuz I've come around"

DUH: The girls, he doen't waste himself with them any more because he's learned and he's looking for someone good.

THE BLACK KEYS ARE NOT DOPEHEADS, and for the crackheads out there, A DOPEHEAD IS WHAT YOU ARE!